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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY IS THE WINNER - THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING - WE MAY RUN MORE CONTESTS IN THE FUTURE - PLEASE REBLOG US ANYWAY & BUY SOME PIZZA SHIRTS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT

I deserve this t-shirt more than anyone else. Pepperoni pizza to me is a symbol of real American culture, and anyone without tastebuds for pepperoni is sadly unable to truly call themselves an American. I would wear this shirt with great pride for the sake of pizza, easily the world’s number one choice for sleepovers, parties, lunch meetings, cold out of the refrigerator, and for breakfast on Sunday mornings. There is only one topping that you can put on pizza that takes the cake, and that is the spicy zest of pepperoni. My darling Pizzashirt.net friends, I will wear this comfortable shirt with great pride, PEPPERONI PIZZA FOREVER.

— liliwestphal

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liliwestphal reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

can’t actually believe my silliness charmed...t-shirt company.
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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY IS THE WINNER - THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING - WE MAY RUN MORE CONTESTS IN THE FUTURE - PLEASE...
vanessathief reblogged this from iunlike and added:

BECAUSE I BUT THA AZZ IN PIZZZA. BUT THINK I CAN FINALLY EAT A BANANA SEXUALLY AND A GUY CAN TALK TO ME :/ I NEEEEEEED...
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ohhoe reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

because I love pizza so much I got a tattoo of a slice.
ruxpin-exe reblogged this from elizardbethp and added:

super hero named pizza man....recently it was damaged when saving several orphan children...
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elizardbethp reblogged this from victoriaceleste and added:

I think I deserve a pizza shirt because pizza is life. It’s delicious and wonderful and they’re diverse; you can get...
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victoriaceleste reblogged this from alishapatt and added:

Um I want a pizza shirt because I love pizza. I’ve tried to marry it, but I guess it’s against the law???? Nothing can...
alishapatt reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I should get a free pizza shirt because I fucking just simply love pizza.Sometimes I love pizza more than life...
wlwhee reblogged this from ohaigennabear and added:

I deserve this shirt because I’m stoned, and this shirt looks really cool and people would be like “hey man, cool shirt...
ohaigennabear reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

a pizza shirt because I am...goddess of pepperoni, and the queen of baked cheese I
ohhdamnmelissaann reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

i deserve a free pizza shift because i feel like i deserve a free pizza shirt and i will love this pizza shirt forever...
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butt-liquor reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

The supreme reasons for which I, Butt-Liquor, deserve the impecible Pizza Shirt are as numerous as pepperoni’s on the...
kayquasha reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I sooo deserve this cuz I would wear it every day until it turns into a real pizza
bummrush3r reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

hey i think ya should give me one cause i love getting weird shirts that noone has or has herd of soooo plzz plzzz give...
iunlike reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

yeah i definitely need that shirt in medium so the ninja turtles will think i am cool and pretty badass. then they...
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alrightmamadude reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

Actually, I’d like to express that Adam Forkner/WHITE RAINBOW deserves one since I believe he’s a Dr. of PIZZA. Man,...
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alexandrametalclown reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

because I wear pizza from head to toe ;) see..
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drabandboring reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

so i can attract teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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desert-anal reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I deserve a pizza shirt because based on the contents of my stomach, I am pizza. Pizza and I are unified in ways so...
irishbillygoat reblogged this from nicefaketanyoucarrot and added:

I suffer from sleep-eating, which is a serious yet delicious disease. I need something to eat while I’m sleeping.
ilikepizzasteve reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I deserve a FREEee PiZzA shirt because I eat PizZa for every meal and have PiZzA for dessert too! PiZzAAAHH is my god.
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omyon reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I deserve a free pizza shirt because I’m pretty?
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inherentvice reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I want a free pizza shirt because i want people to try and eat me.
nicefaketanyoucarrot reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

I need pizza’s natural oily goodness to distract attention from my oily face.
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centerfoldsear reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

Take your socks off, but leave
ohtosleep reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

one because I’ve worked at a pizza place for years. I see, eat, and work with pizza nearly everyday of my life. It’s...
marshall0w reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:

We had a power outage last night and the first thing I thought was ‘We can’t cook. LET’S ORDER PIZZA.’
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inside-your-tiny-mind reblogged this from unadulzura and added:

could taunt people. yup. I could go to Cici’s Pizza and lay down on the table and people would mistake me for pizza. I...
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